Zane: A Scrooged Christmas by Jessika Klide

Author:Jessika Klide [Klide, Jessika]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Jessika Klide LLC
Published: 2017-12-04T06:00:00+00:00

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My booming delivery of "BAH HUMBUG, MOTHERFUCKER" has the exact effect I intended. It causes the gunman to jump, startled, and start a flinching spin in my direction. I pull the trigger of my gun and his arm drops just before his gun fires, discharges a bullet harmlessly into the floor. A growing wet stain on his pants leg tells me I hit my mark. He crumbles to the ground as Batman arrives.

Batman immediately bites the robber's forearm, making him drop the weapon and scream a blood-curdling cry, which only makes Batman shakes his arm back and forth.

I arrive next and kick the weapon out of reach. Take the robber the rest of the way down, command Batman to release him, kneel on his neck to keep him disabled, pat him down quickly, snatch my belt from my pants because I don’t have my handcuffs and my belt is the best thing I have right now to restrict his movements, tell Laura, "Call 911 and tell them Sergeant Scrooge is on an active crime scene, a robbery, shots were fired, send a bus, and he and batman are in pursuit of two assailants who have fled on foot."

While this is happening, Blake picks up the robbers pistol, removes the bullets, throws them into the kitchen, lays the empty gun on the counter, then points his shotgun at the robber when I stand to release him, and tells him to lay face first down on top of his friend, the crybaby, and not move a muscle or he will blow their motherfucking asses away.

I tell Batman as I hook his leash back on his collar, pursue, and we rush the door. I snatch it open and his nose hits the concrete to track the two that escaped. As we race across the parking lot in hot pursuit and I yell out into the night, "SHOW YOURSELVES OR THE DOG WILL BITE." Guessing that they only ran as far as they could hide while they waited for their leader to kill the dog, I scan the area looking for other gang members who were stationed as lookouts. There is truth that there is safety in numbers, but tonight we are fortunate. Tonight, the only dudes who are outside are the original two who fled. When Batman starts to bark, they jump and flee again.

I yell again, but this time I tell them. "STOP OR I WILL RELEASE THE DOG AND THE DOG WILL BITE."

Neither shows signs of stopping so I disconnect Batman’s leash and give him the command to take them down. "GET THE MAGGOT."

This information makes them chance a glance behind to see how far away Batman is and when they see him stretched out and gaining on them faster than they can run away. They panic again. One robber trips on his own feet and takes a nasty tumble, rolling up before rolling over several times. The other one sprints away with his head back and face to the sky, pumping his arms for all he is worth.

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